A fair question
Why do you hate cyclists?
We do not hate cyclists in the abstract. Cycling is a good idea. Streets with fewer cars
are better streets. People moving under their own power should be encouraged.
Then one cyclist nearly clips you on a walking path where bikes are banned. Your dogs
panic. The sign is right there. The general case for cycling now has to answer for the
person on the bike.
HONK from the path.
The grievance
Notes from the path
The near miss
You are walking along, thinking about groceries or the dog, when a bike passes close
enough to change your breathing. No warning. No slowing down. One step left and the
afternoon becomes forms and phone calls. The rider does not look back.
The sidewalk problem
Sidewalks are for walking. The name is not subtle. Yet the sidewalk often becomes the
overflow lane for cyclists who dislike traffic and also dislike dismounting. Everyone
else steps aside. Honk.
The bike path problem
A bike path should solve the problem. Paint, bollards, signs, and a ribbon-cutting
ought to help. Then the shared path becomes a time trial, and families, seniors,
toddlers, and people carrying coffee become obstacles in someone else's workout.
The bell problem
The bicycle bell could help. Too often it comes after the startle, or from so far away
that nobody knows what the sound is asking for. Sometimes the bell means hello.
Sometimes it means move.
The rule problem
The rules seem to change by convenience. Vehicle in the lane. Pedestrian at the
crossing. Athlete on the path. Vulnerable road user when challenged. Nobody should get
every category at once, except perhaps a goose. The goose at least looks ridiculous
while trying.
The car problem
Cars deserve much of the blame. They are heavy, loud, and often driven with the calm
restraint of a shopping cart rolling downhill. The cyclist martyr routine still has
limits.
Cyclists also drive cars. That fact tends to vanish from the speech. The cycling gear
goes in the laundry, the Subaru comes out, and the same person who spent the morning
invoking road safety is now tailgating through a school zone.
The problem may have less to do with bicycles than with entitlement. Put wheels under
entitlement and watch what happens.
The research file
The Cyclist Friction report
Every grudge wants evidence. The Cyclist Friction: A Socio-Technical Analysis of
Scofflaw Behavior, Spatial Conflict, and Urban Disruption gives this one tables.
The report puts numbers beside problems pedestrians already feel in their shoulders.
The self-exemption machine
The report's central claim is simple: cyclists often treat traffic law as optional.
Stop signs, red lights, one-way streets, and sidewalks become choices. The deciding
authority is too often one person on a bike doing private math about convenience.
The number that does the most work is 96 percent: cyclists admitting to traffic-law
violations involving stop signs or lights. At that point, the behaviour has stopped
being a few bad apples. Culture is the word for it.
The sidewalk invasion
The report is sharpest on sidewalk riding. Good. The sidewalk is where pedestrians are
supposed to be left alone. Then a cyclist arrives from behind with enough speed to
make everyone remember how fragile hips are.
The report claims footpath riding raises the odds of pedestrian-cyclist conflict by a
factor of 6.58 compared with riding in the traffic lane. The exact number can do what
it wants. Put the fast thing in the walking zone and people get hurt.
Correct.
The painted-lane delusion
Painted bicycle markings also come in for criticism. Cheap paint can give everyone
just enough confidence to behave badly. The cyclist reads the stripe as permission.
The driver reads it as nuisance. The pedestrian sees both and begins to admire the
goose. The goose has never pretended to be a planning solution.
The emergency-vehicle problem
The report also questions road diets and separated lanes when they slow traffic and
emergency vehicles. The hardest example is Toronto's Bloor Street West corridor,
where fire response times reportedly rose by 30 seconds after bike-lane installation,
compared with a 2-second increase citywide.
Thirty seconds is small until your kitchen is on fire. A lane map can look clever on
paper. A fire truck stuck behind it is another matter.
The green-gentrification bit
The report's strongest point is about money. Bike lanes can signal investment. A nice
path appears, real estate notices, rents rise, and the people who already lived there
are asked to admire the greener future from somewhere cheaper.
That does not make every cyclist a landlord in compression socks. The glow around
cycling infrastructure still deserves questions. Sometimes the lane is transportation.
Sometimes the lane is a real-estate signal with bollards.