Unresolved file

The cyclist cartel

This file records municipal irregularities. No conspiracy has been proven. Several bollards remain unexplained.

Notices

Notice 01 · Protected lane

Status: installed

Paint appeared. Then bollards. No goose consultation was recorded.

Notice 02 · Cargo-bike demonstration

Status: observed

Several children appeared comfortable. This was noted.

Notice 03 · Civic ceremony

Status: complete

A ribbon was cut. The goose remained outside the photograph.

Notice 04 · Formation travel

Status: under investigation

Cyclists travel in groups to reduce drag. Geese also fly in formation. The instrumented research involved ibises, which complicates the file. See the 2014 study.

IMPORTANT No action is requested. Please walk normally.