Merch, eventually
The shirts are molting
The store is not open yet. Before anyone buys a shirt about geese and cyclists, the boring parts need to work: print quality, Canadian shipping, returns, taxes, and whether the goose survives contact with cotton.
HONK. Cotton pending.
Printful is the likely print-on-demand service. The plan is to test a small run before opening the shop.
Store plan
Small batch first. Fewer regrets later.
The first run will likely include the neon hissing goose shirt, a small sticker, and a tote bag. Honk. A hat remains possible, though dignity has not yet signed off.