A municipal proposal with feathers

Replace Cyclists With Geese

Canada geese understand routes, group travel, warning calls, and territorial limits. They announce trouble before it reaches your ankle. A bird that clear deserves a hearing.

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A neon-styled hissing Canada goose with lightning bolts

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The case

Why geese are better

Geese can be awful. They block paths, hiss at children, and stare at adults with real conviction. Nobody leaves a goose encounter wondering where the bird stood.

Bad cyclist encounters are harder to read. You walk along, minding your own business, and a bicycle appears near your elbow. Honk. The bell comes late, if it comes at all. Then the person who nearly clipped you explains shared infrastructure.

The goose is not polite. That is part of the appeal. No goose claims moral superiority while cutting across the path.

Public mandate

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I agree that geese are clearer than cyclists on paths, sidewalks, and disputed public space.

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